As Barri isnt in the happiest of moods i thought id try and cheer them up by listing possible ways they could die -
1) You choke on your own hair when you're chewing it, and die.
2) You're in such a rush to see me at work, you fail to notice how the travelator is actually never ending, and you keep running up it, but you never get to the top, and because of exhaustion, you die.
3) You to try to take off a tshirt, but you get trapped in it, and die.
4) You are really angry with your phone as its crap and you throw it against the wall, and it rebounds and hits you in the face, and you die.
5) You make a time machine, go back in time, get eaten by a dinosaur, and die.
6) At the Ed Sheeran gig, you cry so much, you get dehydrated, and die.
7) Your so excited to meet me outside of work, your heart beats too fast, and you die.
8) Your watching TV, and want to be on the TV show, like TOWIE, so you try and climb into the TV, only for it to fall on you, and squish you, and you die.
9) You mistake a ginger guy with a guitar as Ed Sheeran, and when you realise its not Ed, you slap him, but then this guy is actually an axe wielding maniac, gets his axe out of his guitar case and chases after you. You run away into the woods, and live there for the rest of your life in hiding, and die.
10) The axe wielding maniac misses you, slices off his own head, you slip on his pool of blood, hit your head, and die.
Hope this somehow cheers you up :)
