I need a can of man up

So at the moment I have a bad case of man - flu. Possibly the worst thing in the world.

Urban dictionary describes it as -

The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.

This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.

When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.

You: Awww, you poor fella.
Him: I'm DYING!
You: (Soothingly) Oh, you're not dying Cy.
Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu!
You: Do you need some sympathy?
Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain...
You: I understa-
Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!!

So yeah, I'm dying. All self inflicted of course as I went out partying and had lil sleep, lil water and lil food. Good times at the time, bad times now. Poo.

And as of my list, yes you are correct in that I've done nothing yet. I really need to sort my life out, work is going shite and on the verge of being fired if i dont start hitting my targets, i keep wasting money on crap i dont need, i stay in my bed all day on my days off instead of doing constructive stuff. I need to get less lazy but i do not know how to do this :/ I need to wake up and get up straight away, shower, dry, have breakfast, make lunch, get changed, and do my hair obvs. Love my hair, has to look good, which is problem as it does nothing. Its crappy, no matter what i do to it it can never look good. Oh! Also massive spots on my face, ugh, so ugly right now. Basically im a moody person anyway but now im faced with a life threatening illness (man flu) everything is depressing and grey. oh the pain.

Onto the next subject, should i go Isle of Wight festival. Its affordable, not too shabby line up, it would be camping and overseas...hmmm i wanna go but need some people to go with!! I shall have to think on this....

Anyway here's a random picture