I hate you 'Barri'

So basically this guy Barri, wow, just wow. He constantly gives me abuse, tells me to die and hopes that i do. In fact im prettty sure if i did die, he would cheer and laugh.

And what did i do to deserve this? Nothing :O

Maybe its cos I heard ed sheerans new song before he did? i dunno :/ cos a new one has just come up with a collab with Yelawolf or w/e hes called, you know that guy signed to eminems label. Anyway, hes tattooed to fuck.

I want tattoos. Loads of them, wanna be absolutely inked da fook'd up. like sleeves, up my neck, legs, chest, bum ,shoulders and back. cheeky one on my foot why not. But then i probably wont do that, even though i would love to.

It would have to be perfect though, and have a theme...hmm :/

Ideas??